7:37 PM

Madam: can you prepare me a warm bath in the toilet while i prepare my clothes?

Maid: ya sure madam..*goes and prepare*

3Minutes later...

Maid: Madam your shower can or-ready..

Madam: Alright..in the mean time, can you cook lunch for me while i shower?

Maid: ya madam. Ork..Kay

*Madam goes and take her shower*

Maid: ahh..Onions,Hortdogs (hotdogs) and grains of r-r-rice!
*takes knife, hold the hotdog facing up the ceiling while cutting*

Maid: ah..1 for madam *cuts* 1 for cat *cuts* 1 for dog *cuts* and 1 for me ah *cuts*
*takes onions and starts cutting*

Maid: ahh onions ah! must wear goggles so the thing won't make me cry ah..
*wears swimming goggles*

Maid: *starts cutting* (correct way) 1 for madam *cuts* 1 for me *cuts* 1 for dog *cuts* and 1 for cat *cuts*

Maid: now for the grain of r-r-rice!
*takes 1 grain for only MADAM*

She cooks the grain on fire without using any pots,pans..
*grain got burnt*

Maid:ahhh..black nice ahh..
~She takes a toothpick and put the onions,hotdog and burnt grain of rice properly..

*walks to the bathroom*

maid: ahh Madam i cook already four-you! *smiles*
Madam: *looks at the toothpick* wahh..why so little!? I want in a plate..you understand or not?!

Maid: ahh..ork-ok madam i go cook again ah *shakes head left-right*

~she went back doing the same process but with 2 grains*

~Madam scolded her and she did with 3 grains..and went back

Madam: EH! I want rice! ALOT of rice! NOT GRAIN! how to be full when you give me grain!? UH!!?? AND WHY BLACK?! I DONT EAT BLACK RICE OK! I WANT WHITEEE!! go back and COOK!

Maid: ahh sorrry ah madam..i go cook four-yoou again.

~She went back..took four PACKETS of rice and stack them up

She took a burner that could come out of a gun and aimed it at the packets and fired it all of them..*it got burnt*

(Including all the plastics she burnt it together with the rice..)

~Madam finishes bathing and went to her room.

Then she remembered that Madam wants it white so she took 2 pails of full white paint and put it on the floor.

she thinks of something that could put all the rice together in a plate..but all are small for all the BIG 4 packets to be fitted in..

And she saw that madam has finishes bathing and the bath tub is clean and wide! So she put all the burnt rice in the bathtub and filled it with white paint..

She took the remaining hot dogs and onions she cut and place them 1 by 1..she was bored so she took the radio out and placed it to "Indian Channel" she started singing and shaking her head left-right, left-right...dancing

She saw that there are not enough hot dogs so she hunts for REAL dogs as they are big..

She killed 3 dogs and put them on the bathtub..in order to cook them and make the dogs hot (maid thought of HOT DOGS) she placed candles under the bathtub and she started singing shaking her head left-right and dancing..

While she was dancing she looked at the dogs and the dogs looked fierce..so she modeled the dogs.. the 1st one she sticks the dogs tongue out making it smile..the 2nd she made him sleep and the paws are in the Indian position of hands the 3rd she puts the hand like the ali-baba and sticks the tongue out..

the bathtub was already boiling and she called Madam.

Maid: MADAM MADAM MADAM!!! For you!!!!!
~Madam walked in

Madam: *big eyes* OMG!! you are done here Lady! YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maid: uhh..fired ah..ork-ok bye madam! have a nice day!

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That's all!

Thanks to mate and Nicolaa i gotta type this down..

Lol anyways it's remembrance!

ADE-VUA

-Lil Miss Yasmin-!

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